By the way.

Another thing that I, while I’m at it, find incredibly annoying is the fact that British newspapers aren’t stapled! But I’ve been annoyed about that since I was 14, so I’m beginning to get over it.
Yeah, they are impossible to read without all the sheets flying everywhere and yeah, the whole paper gets tangled up in itself wherever you try to open it, unless you’re spreading it out on the floor like an infant, but you know, what ever. I’m dealing with it. Why not make books that way as well? Think of all the stapler-related savings we’d make!